Categories of Men

Now that I'm over 40 (cough, cough), I look around and put males into certain categories. I mean Men that catch my eye for some reason (their pants are falling off, they are cute, they smile at me, they try to chat me up).

1. "I'm old enough to be his mother!"
2. "I'm not old enough to be his mother, but I still couldn't date him, because he doesn't know who George Michael is."
3. "He might be a suitable partner, if MB ever wises up to my insanity and divorces me."
4. "I would make him a nice trophy wife."