Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Dear Student I Have Not Seen In Three Weeks,

You are failing.
Go away.

5 comments:

Lisa B. said...

Concision. One of the great writerly virtues.

susansinclair said...

Well put. I shall share this with a colleague of mine. :)

lis said...

But, I've just been really busy and I sort of forgot that I was registered for your class and I got married and someone gave us an unexpected honeymoon and normally I'm a really, really good student and I need a B average to get into the U's business program.

Counterintuitive said...

If only I'd read this before Thursday.

Dr. Write said...

I might use the phrase "unexpected honeymoon" as my excuse for the next year or so.