- "I'm old enough to be his mother!"
- "I'm not old enough to be his mother, but I still couldn't date him, because he doesn't know who George Michael is."
- "He might be a suitable partner, if MB ever wises up to my insanity and divorces me."
- "I would make him a nice trophy wife."
Wednesday, October 07, 2009
Categories of Men
Now that I'm over 40 (cough, cough), I look around and put males into certain categories. I mean Men that catch my eye for some reason (their pants are falling off, they are cute, they smile at me, they try to chat me up).