MB doesn't believe I can have a Sexy Bald Man list without also having a Sexy Bald Man theory. But, as HighTouch pointed out, theory and sexy are opposed. If you have to explain it, it isn't sexy. That said, I feel I do have to explain some of my choices.
To wit: Eyes make the sexy man sexy. His eyes must smolder while saying things like "I will rip off that tight bra that lifts and pads, and I will make mad, passionate love to you." Or something like that.
I decided that some of the "sexy" men are only cute (Bruce Willis) or handsome (Patrick Stewart) but not sexy. It's my list and I get to decide. I'm the sexy decider.
Michael Chiklis has those sexy blue eyes and he also looks strong. Like strong enough to lift me up. Hey. That's really saying something. He looks like a guy who could give you a real bear hug. A guy they coined the word "burly" for. And that's sexy.
As for the suggestions: I'm thinking about MJ, but it's hard for me to include him. He's cute and charming, but...I'm not sure. Also: people I don't like, even if they are sexy, I won't include.
I might have to develop a list of "other sexy men" because I keep thinking of men and then thinking, "Oh! But he's not bald..."
I'm off to another meeting, if you can believe that. I certainly can't.
6 comments:
Any theory that includes a sentence like "I will rip off that tight bra" etc. is a theory I can get behind. Well explained, Dr. W.
You are an excellent theorizer about bald and sexy. Now, to be fair, I think MB should have a sexy bald women list.
Okay I totally agree. There is definitely nothing sexy about theory. And I agree you should get to decide who ends up on your list but that doesn't mean we have to like it. Oh and Daughtry? How did I miss him?? Maybe you could have a list of men you wish were bald so they could be on your list.
Agassi...see too much of him here in Vegas to find him sexy. Always with the wife and kids....and they have a furniture line--again not sexy. but I like erinalice's Daughtry suggestion....
Okay I also think that there are men that are bald that might be sexy if they HAD hair. Do you know of any??
I'm going with Agassi and definitely NOT the jerk standing in front of us at the concert.
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