Seeing as how I am now a Level 1 Crossfit Certified Trainer (TM), I feel I need a motto that reflects the various facets of my personality, my English PhD-ness, my Crossfitty self, my bad mothering. You know, all of me.
- Fixing your grammar and your air squat
- Dr. Crossfit, Bitches
- I'm not your mother, I'm a writer with a stopwatch.
- Often confuses Crossfit with Mothering
- Ridding the world of bad form across broad time and modal domains
I used the slogan generator that Hightouch linked to. Here's my favorite:
- Something happens after a pull up