- Why Be Bitter?
a) Because a Harvard student got paid $500,000 for plagiarized ethnic chick-lit?
b) because stealing is the new mode of invention?
c) Because I, under achiever, can't write or steal the same?
d) Because students who have attended class only sporadically now appear, proclaiming, "I need to get an "A"?
e) Because students who have plagiarized yell, "It's not fair"?(talk to Middlebrow about this)
f) Because next week, we won't remember why we felt so bitter?
g) All of the above?